i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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