sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
vagina is talking i cant
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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