Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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