dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I need moral support for this bender
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Randomize
