white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
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orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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