are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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