READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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