I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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