i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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