In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
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Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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