I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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