I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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