His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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