Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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