Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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