508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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