We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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