just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
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my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
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I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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