some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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