help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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