if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
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Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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