that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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