i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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