Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I have tasted many bathrooms
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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