Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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