My brain says no but my pants say off.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
23 People Noticed Deal Breakers in Their Partner A Little Too Late
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
23 Millennials Confess The Things They Wish They Weren’t Attracted To
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...