Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
your room smells of hookers.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor