I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
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I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
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He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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