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Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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