didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
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Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
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