white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
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My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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