honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
She's the barista slut.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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