doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
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the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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