nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
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its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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