***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
honey bunches of taint.
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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