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i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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