Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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