I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
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im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
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Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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