I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
oh god was she eating orange peels again
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Randomize
