Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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