Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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