For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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