Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
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he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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