everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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