Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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