What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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