Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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