I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
