I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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