I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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