Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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