69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
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