Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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