the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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