hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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